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Do you think they even considered other titles for the movie? Like Lizzie McGuire Goes to Rome or Lizzie McGuire's Italian Adventure or literally anything with even a little bit more imagination or creativity? Apparently the Italian release of this was called Lizzie Superstar, which is a fittingly absurd title for this absurd movie. I would have called it Hilary … Continue reading “The Lizzie McGuire Movie” Reviewed (Part 2)
Look at the poster for this movie: This is a poster that says "You like this girl! Who cares what the plot of this movie is!" And the answer is: no one who worked on it. The Lizzie McGuire Movie pretty blatantly exists to make tweens fork over their cash and get more invested in Hilary … Continue reading “The Lizzie McGuire Movie” Reviewed (Part 1)
I don't know that these opinions are going to be extremely popular. Other sites have attempted to make (trash) lists of their favorite episodes or even a (respectable) ranking of all of them, but those writers aren't coming from a place of intense exasperation with and hatred for the show. Think of this as the curmudgeon's guide to Lizzie McGuire. The … Continue reading The 10 Best and Worst Episodes of “Lizzie McGuire”
Boy, do people fucking love Lizzie McGuire. I knew that going into it, of course. One of the reasons I started this project was the overwhelming sense of "is everyone else in the world on drugs?" that hit me every time I had to see another listicle about how amazing this show was. But working on this … Continue reading “Lizzie McGuire” reviewed.
The costume design on Lizzie McGuire might be the single most memorable thing about it. A million articles have been written about how iconic, important and inspirational the show's outfits were, and this is not going to be one of them. Look, I get the appeal. I do. The clothing on this show is fun and … Continue reading The Costume Design of “Lizzie McGuire” Doesn’t Work
Oh hey. Welcome to Lizzie McGuire Reviewed, the only blog on the internet where someone watches all 65 episodes of Lizzie McGuire and posts thoughts about them. If you're wondering why someone would do that, the answer is here, sort of, but at the end of the day I guess there's just a type of … Continue reading Lizzie McGuire to be reviewed.