It has been reviewed.

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“The Lizzie McGuire Movie” Reviewed (Part 3)

Hey now! Are you ready for the craziest possible resolution to this bananas plot? Paolo takes Lizzie to a rehearsal hall so he can teach her to lip-sync. She's crazy bad at it, even though we saw her lip-syncing wonderfully in the first scene of the movie. Was that scene just there to foreshadow that Lizzie … Continue reading “The Lizzie McGuire Movie” Reviewed (Part 3)

“The Lizzie McGuire Movie” Reviewed (Part 2)

Do you think they even considered other titles for the movie? Like Lizzie McGuire Goes to Rome or Lizzie McGuire's Italian Adventure or literally anything with even a little bit more imagination or creativity? Apparently the Italian release of this was called Lizzie Superstar, which is a fittingly absurd title for this absurd movie. I would have called it Hilary … Continue reading “The Lizzie McGuire Movie” Reviewed (Part 2)

The 10 Best and Worst Episodes of “Lizzie McGuire”

I don't know that these opinions are going to be extremely popular. Other sites have attempted to make (trash) lists of their favorite episodes or even a (respectable) ranking of all of them, but those writers aren't coming from a place of intense exasperation with and hatred for the show. Think of this as the curmudgeon's guide to Lizzie McGuire. The … Continue reading The 10 Best and Worst Episodes of “Lizzie McGuire”

Season 2 reviewed.

The "second" season of Lizzie McGuire is an odd beast, because Disney essentially treated it as two separate seasons. Season 1 aired from January '01 to January '02, but the episodes shot as "season 2" aired from February '02 to February '04. Its "finale" aired smack in the middle, in February '03, a few months ahead … Continue reading Season 2 reviewed.