Oh hey. Welcome to Lizzie McGuire Reviewed, the only blog on the internet where someone watches all 65 episodes of Lizzie McGuire and posts thoughts about them. If you’re wondering why someone would do that, the answer is here, sort of, but at the end of the day I guess there’s just a type of person who wants to publicly post thoughts about Lizzie McGuire. Hopefully there’s people who want to read them.
I can think of literally no reason why anyone could possibly be reading this who doesn’t know what Lizzie McGuire is, so I’ll assume everyone is at least familiar with the fact that this is a Disney Channel sitcom that ran from 2001 to 2004 (despite being only two seasons long) about a girl in middle school where everyone wears really hideous clothes.
So I’m going to watch every episode of Lizzie McGuire in chronological order and review them. That’s it, that’s the blog.